Thanks to Mrs Algo for sourcing the below article, relating to my earlier posts regarding the purveyor of ultimate shite. Please read, enjoy, and sign that bloody petition! Please!!!!
Sunday, July 27, 2008
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OK 2 questions:
ReplyDelete1) If he's so bad how can he get the likes of Jason Statham, Burt Reynolds, Leelee Sobieski (Ok scratch that last one) and Ray Liotta to star in his movies. Surely they know better?
2) Is the Gardian critic basing his whole critique of the movie on the fact that Jason Statham should have worn a wig? Surely there's less to an Uwe Boll movie than that?
1) Money
ReplyDelete2) The reviewer states quite clearly that the film is terrible. What he bemoans is the fact it is not the worst film ever, which clearly he believes it could have been. The wig thing would be part of that.
I genuinely think the film department must have drawn straws to see who would get to write this gift of a subject up.
The film sounds truly appalling, though the tax dodge idea explains a lot about how they get made, don't you think?
Never, ever use the phrase.. "if he's so bad" about Mr Boll. If you've never seen his films, consider yourself privileged.
ReplyDeleteTake my word for it.