Uwe Boll: A warning from history

Rarely has a man caused so much pain in so little time as "Dr" Uwe Boll. A man so conceited he is a self described genius, yet is incapable of doing anything to defend his abysmal record except challenge people who hate his films (read: anyone who has seen one) to a boxing match. Nice.

I thought I would provide a public service by listing his films so you can avoid them like the plague.

• In The Name Of The King (LOTR ripoff) with Leelee Sobierski and Jason Statham!
• Alone IN the Dark (COmputer Game Adaptation) with Christian Slater
• Postal (Computer Game Adaptation)
• House Of The Dead (Computer Game Adaptation) with Jurgen Prochnow!
• Bloodrayne/Bloodrayne II/Bloodrayne III (Computer Game Adaptations)

Oh I can't go on... dear god. Please sign the petition.

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